Rico . . .
Some people might remember him as Rick Torres. Anyways, I got an invite from him yesterday to go surfing, and I had to accept the invite. And Rico offered to bring a girl along so I was all about it.
Next mourning I show up to Rico's, and it turns out, his friend, couldn't make it. So his friend invited her friend, to go in her place. Rico owns a van for his locksmith company, so we show up in a van to pick up this girl that we've never met. First, we see this 35 year old prositute looking chick sitting outside, and we're both scared to pick her up, but after she doesn't make eye contact, we keep driving. Then I see this fat ugly girl with blue hair dressed in all black. I jokingly remark "That's her Rico." Rico excitingly throws on his glasses and shreaks in horror. Then we see this somewhat attractive girl to the right of us. I start thinking this could be a fun trip, when BAM. The blue-haired chick starts waving and smiling away. I look at Rico, and say shit man, FLOOR IT. Let's get the fuck our of here. Poor Rico was in too much shock to react quickly, and we end up pulling over and letting her in. The original plan was to let her sit by me, but Rico had to improvise a lawn chair in the back next to all the surf boards. I guess something had to be wrong if the girl would be willing to hop in a van with a couple of guys she's never met before on a 2 hour road trip.
Now, Rico's friend had assured us that her friend was "adorable." When Rico called her out on how all girls call their ugly friends "adorable," she assured us that her friend was "gorgeous." Now, we haven't been talking to this blue haired girl for more than five minutes when Rico calls his friend and says "Adorable," and then just starts laughing. It was so obvious what he was doing. I felt soo awkward, but I was able to lie to myself and pretend that the blue-haired girl was oblivious.
Later in the ride, the girl falls asleep, and Rico pulls out his video camera and says "Nobody's gonna believe how ugly this girl is. I need evidence." I'm just thinking the girl is gonna wake up in the middle of this, and be completely freaked out. I mean this is how mamy porn films start out, and for that matter. Reguardless I couldn't stop laughing. The whole time Rico is making the sound effects from a horror movie, and cracking jokes.
Well, enough about the fat chick. We show up to the beach, and it's not a good day to learn to surf. 5-7 foot waves that beat the shit out of you before you make it where the waves break. I spent more time being knocked over by waves and to make it worse, I had to share the board with the fat chick. The whole time I'm just remembering the last time I surfed - In Waikiki with this beautiful little Danish girl who was the funnest girl I've ever been around. I couldn't help but ask where the fuck did I go wrong? I don't know man. I guess that it all comes down to the fact that life's like a box of chocalates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Some people might remember him as Rick Torres. Anyways, I got an invite from him yesterday to go surfing, and I had to accept the invite. And Rico offered to bring a girl along so I was all about it.
Next mourning I show up to Rico's, and it turns out, his friend, couldn't make it. So his friend invited her friend, to go in her place. Rico owns a van for his locksmith company, so we show up in a van to pick up this girl that we've never met. First, we see this 35 year old prositute looking chick sitting outside, and we're both scared to pick her up, but after she doesn't make eye contact, we keep driving. Then I see this fat ugly girl with blue hair dressed in all black. I jokingly remark "That's her Rico." Rico excitingly throws on his glasses and shreaks in horror. Then we see this somewhat attractive girl to the right of us. I start thinking this could be a fun trip, when BAM. The blue-haired chick starts waving and smiling away. I look at Rico, and say shit man, FLOOR IT. Let's get the fuck our of here. Poor Rico was in too much shock to react quickly, and we end up pulling over and letting her in. The original plan was to let her sit by me, but Rico had to improvise a lawn chair in the back next to all the surf boards. I guess something had to be wrong if the girl would be willing to hop in a van with a couple of guys she's never met before on a 2 hour road trip.
Now, Rico's friend had assured us that her friend was "adorable." When Rico called her out on how all girls call their ugly friends "adorable," she assured us that her friend was "gorgeous." Now, we haven't been talking to this blue haired girl for more than five minutes when Rico calls his friend and says "Adorable," and then just starts laughing. It was so obvious what he was doing. I felt soo awkward, but I was able to lie to myself and pretend that the blue-haired girl was oblivious.
Later in the ride, the girl falls asleep, and Rico pulls out his video camera and says "Nobody's gonna believe how ugly this girl is. I need evidence." I'm just thinking the girl is gonna wake up in the middle of this, and be completely freaked out. I mean this is how mamy porn films start out, and for that matter. Reguardless I couldn't stop laughing. The whole time Rico is making the sound effects from a horror movie, and cracking jokes.
Well, enough about the fat chick. We show up to the beach, and it's not a good day to learn to surf. 5-7 foot waves that beat the shit out of you before you make it where the waves break. I spent more time being knocked over by waves and to make it worse, I had to share the board with the fat chick. The whole time I'm just remembering the last time I surfed - In Waikiki with this beautiful little Danish girl who was the funnest girl I've ever been around. I couldn't help but ask where the fuck did I go wrong? I don't know man. I guess that it all comes down to the fact that life's like a box of chocalates. You never know what you're gonna get.
posted by robbo at 9:10 PM
2 Comments:
Put the picture or video up of the "adorable" chick.
I'm working on it. Rico's being lazy though, so it might take a while.
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