Ok so this post is dedicated to the Apartment. I want to give everyone an idea of my living conditions.

Hmmm, theres a lot to be said about this picture. I'm sure you notice the axe in the futon. That's where we keep it. Scott got the brilliant idea that we could chop up the entire futon and throw it down the garbage shoot, rather than figure out how you are suppose to dispose of such things. You'll notice the pillows. Yes, the futon is my bed. And I keep my desk right in front of the futon. So it's an icechest. It serves it's purpose. Actually that was our coffee table, and Scott was a little upset when I confiscated it because he couldn't put his feet on it anymore. So we got a little drunk this weekend and Scott chopped off one of the arms. There's still plenty more for when Jinx gets here. We are waiting 2 weeks so Jinx can partake in the festivities.
This is my closet. I haven't moved everything back here yet, but I will as soon as Jinx gets here as I am sure that she will be needing plenty of closet space. You'll also notice the filing cabinet or as some people call it a box full of shit. Whenever I need to put something up I just throw it behind my back and hope that it lands in the box.What's this? That's right we don't have a coffee table, but we are classy enough to own a piano. You'll notice the beer coaster on it though. We even keep the coaster there when we close the lid.
We keep the dart board on the ground, and yes that is the box that the TV came in. Funny enough, Scott paid like $80 for those fancy speaker stands, but he keeps the TV on a box.
Of course, the Natty Light wall. In about 900 more beers we will have the wall covered from end to end.
Here's a picture of the bathroom taken from the kitchen.And here's a picture of the kitchen taken from the bathroom. You'll notice that the microwave is on top of the god damn stove. We have to put it on top of the refrigerator when we aren't using it. Also I wanted to show the Spatula. The handle is broken. When I broke it, I reluctantly commented that it would be a long time before we get it replaced. Scott shrugged and said yeah, I wish there was something we could do about that. I put the plastic fork on there to illustrate the fact that we don't own silverware. Did I mention that Scott has thousands in savings, yet no silverware.Oh yeah, Scott broke the toilet lid. Don't ask me how someone goes about breaking a toilet lid, but you'll also notice that stick on the top. It's not for decoration. We have to pull that every time we flush the toilet. This is the washing machine. You're probably asking, what is the washing machine doing in the closet? Well actually, every time you use it, you wheel it over to the hallway sized kitchen and hook it up to the sink.

Front Ocean:

Back Mountains:And with those last four pictures I think it's obvious why this is the BEST place I have ever lived. Just a couple of things to mention. That's Diamond Head crater in the front. And the double rainbow in the other picture is almost a daily occurence. Actually thanks to our elevation on the 34th floor, the inner rainbow actually makes a full circle sometimes.